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FROM SEPTEMBER 20, 2001 TO SEPTEMBER 29, 2001

Well Hold On
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING IS REALLY GRAPHIC, IF YOU DON"T WANT TO READ IT, MOVE DOWN THE PAGE.
To All Yankees: The workers and staff of Bloody Dream Inc. would like to wish you all the best in the comming weeks and months. We will not put up will mind less attacks on people. We here at BD. Inc hopes that Bush and his freedom figthters find the Cock eater that did this and heres my plan, strip him down to his naked asshole body, ( stay away from that shitter) give everybody in New York the day off, march him down to where The Twin Trade towers stood, as he is walking everyone can spit throw or punch. But you can't kill him. Then when he has been beaten, tar and feather him, hang him from his nuts, cut him up with little razors, pour salt and vineger all over him and make him suffer. Then when he is about to die, cut him down, bring him to the Empire State Building, and drop him, but have rope tied to every arm and leg, what a sick and twisted mind. I should stop there. This is such a sad week for all of us.

RANT STARTS HERE


Wait one, hold on, got to check something. Ok done, how many were at your show Mr. B? 240, I think I read. Thats a fine crowd . how many were at the last CEW show ? 200 or more someone told me. So that goes to show that all the fans in St. John's and Mt. Pearl of course like both. If someone could confirm those numbers for me that would be great.

THIS IS NEW STUFF

You know when you know, know what. I don't know, much of anything, well a little I hope, and I know that if you start a war, you have to end a war. Lives will be Lost, families will be lost. Is it all what it is cracked up to be? Could you, yes I am asking this question, Could you shoot a person? Could you kill for a cause? Would you put your life on the line for a country? If so you are as HUMAN as most other people on this earth. But take this into account, There are sicker people out there.
We have seen this before. Saddam did it to IRAN. You don't remember that do you. He gassed his own race. Different country, basic way of life. Just next door. Gassed thousands. Nobody did anything. Saddam invades a small country next to his, the whole world, led by The Great Yankee army defends it for its oil reserves.
Bin Laden or who ever he is, takes offence, why would his people need help from western pigs? So he starts to attack U.S. intrests. You remeber the embasys in Africa? I do, he bombed them too. He bombed that boat in Omar? I think, blew a hole in the side of it a killed U.S. Navy personal. Where was the war then, he has been doing this now, from just after the Gulf war. Where will it end? Will all the world hide him? Will Bush attack everyone? This could go on forever.

This next sentence is for the arseholes of the world. Why don't you take you fear-mongering somewhere else. We won't stand for it.

"Nothing unites the ignorant masses like a common hatred."

Thats all I have to Say about that.

Stay "tuned" for the next card, MM 69 looks like you get to go up against MC. I wonder why. Anyway Aldo Don't be sending me news about your stupid hat. I will one day get my hands on that little goddamn hat.

I would insert a quote here, but I don't feel like it.

A Reading From The Book Of Joe Joe Chapter 4, Line 1

When eating pasta, make sure its fresh, because old noodles taste like horse, just like Big Mac's. When crossing the road, make sure to give the person who give's you a break, give them a finger, and let it linger just like you were sticking it to. I will stop there so I don't get sued.

A Reading From the Book of Joe, Thanks Be to Joe.

Good Night

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